Hey lets sell tickets to a non-existant movie

[Horsepoop]

fornicateing ridiculous. Apparently Sergio likes to treat his films like a high school science fair project: Wait until the last minute, get extensions, and then STILL make up some bullpoop excuse.

You had a packed theater waiting to see a movie that has been delayed and delayed and delayed and delayed and you STILL managed to fornicate that up. You've betrayed your audience, your cast, your crew, the bands, and the theater.

Let's face it, you're going to have to beg on your hands and knees to get the Alamo Drafthouse or ANYBODY to show your movie at this point.

You fornicateed up.

Just upload the damn thing and send out the URL. It's the only way you're going to get people to see it at this point.

[Horsepoop]

Oh, and THANK GOD you had time to log into your fornicateing MYSPACE account today but you didn't have time to gee, I dunno, FINISH THE MOVIE OR CANCEL THE EVENT.

Maybe if you spent a little less time fornicateing around on Myspace you would have your poop together.

[Juxtapose Pictures]

hah, poop .. ;D

[maryannie]

fornicating sounds so dirty

[maryannie]

btw kiddies this is a public forum, as weve stated before, so be careful of your choice of words because if you dont want your angry post to sound like some silly mad lib you should tone down to obscenities. or maybe try not using them at all. the less profane words you use the less crazy you sound. thank you come again

[Larry]

For the record, I heard that people thought that was from me. I'm Larry an actor in Zombie Movie. It wasn't. I just found out about this forum from Mary Ann. Look, whoever said that needs to grow some testicles and not post anonymously online. If you saw him on myspace, why didn't you say that there so he could see who you are.
And by the way, the censoring on this thing is hilarious.

fornicate, poop, vahgsicle, man meat, cack

Just wanted to see what happens...